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12.05.2004

Potential sluglines for potential entries I haven't written:

My Wife Took My Pornography Away
Ukraine is Like Ohio
LL Cool J Has Always Kinda Sucked
Why Won't They Publish My Novel?
I Got Drunk at a rateBeer Meetup
Don't You Think I'm So Sexy, I'm So Fresh and So Clean
My Mom Gave Me The First Season of Alias and Now I Think Everyone is in SD-6
After I Read the Da Vinci Code, I Dreamt That My Wife Was Going to Kill Me
Oh Yeah, My Wife Went to An Opus Dei School
Totally Bourqeois Things I Have Done, Including a Lion's Club Presidential Induction and a Fund Raiser for an Opus Dei School
When I Bought My Wife's Christmas Present, the saleslady said: "If My Husband Bought Me This I Would Totally Jump Him."
Funny Things Margot Has Said Lately: "French Fries ARE Good For Me," "Daddy eat eats Poop!," "Spiderman Live in My House," "Oh Weee! Lookit the lights on house. Is That Spiderman?," "Santa Brings Me Onions."
Comments:
C'mon, ya slacker! Get crackin'!
 
Don't make me hurt you.
 
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