12.05.2004
Potential sluglines for potential entries I haven't written:
My Wife Took My Pornography Away
Ukraine is Like Ohio
LL Cool J Has Always Kinda Sucked
Why Won't They Publish My Novel?
I Got Drunk at a rateBeer Meetup
Don't You Think I'm So Sexy, I'm So Fresh and So Clean
My Mom Gave Me The First Season of Alias and Now I Think Everyone is in SD-6
After I Read the Da Vinci Code, I Dreamt That My Wife Was Going to Kill Me
Oh Yeah, My Wife Went to An Opus Dei School
Totally Bourqeois Things I Have Done, Including a Lion's Club Presidential Induction and a Fund Raiser for an Opus Dei School
When I Bought My Wife's Christmas Present, the saleslady said: "If My Husband Bought Me This I Would Totally Jump Him."
Funny Things Margot Has Said Lately: "French Fries ARE Good For Me," "Daddy eat eats Poop!," "Spiderman Live in My House," "Oh Weee! Lookit the lights on house. Is That Spiderman?," "Santa Brings Me Onions."
My Wife Took My Pornography Away
Ukraine is Like Ohio
LL Cool J Has Always Kinda Sucked
Why Won't They Publish My Novel?
I Got Drunk at a rateBeer Meetup
Don't You Think I'm So Sexy, I'm So Fresh and So Clean
My Mom Gave Me The First Season of Alias and Now I Think Everyone is in SD-6
After I Read the Da Vinci Code, I Dreamt That My Wife Was Going to Kill Me
Oh Yeah, My Wife Went to An Opus Dei School
Totally Bourqeois Things I Have Done, Including a Lion's Club Presidential Induction and a Fund Raiser for an Opus Dei School
When I Bought My Wife's Christmas Present, the saleslady said: "If My Husband Bought Me This I Would Totally Jump Him."
Funny Things Margot Has Said Lately: "French Fries ARE Good For Me," "Daddy eat eats Poop!," "Spiderman Live in My House," "Oh Weee! Lookit the lights on house. Is That Spiderman?," "Santa Brings Me Onions."